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A bLiTzWiNg ChRiStMaS lEtTeR

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Hello zere Mr. Clauz.
This iz Blitzwing, writing
to jou this Christmas,
vishing jou tidingz of
great joy und a safe flight
this wonderful night.
Zhough it does confuse me
how a mere organic could
fly worldwide in one night,
deliver billions of gifts, and
uze a mere sled lead by
land creatures to use az
tranzportation, I just hope
that jou bring happiness
to my owner, Bridjette.
But vhile jou're at it, I waz
vondering... could jou maybe
bring a prezent or two to me
und my fellow Cybertronianz?
Even zhough Lockdown und I
are technically Decpticons,
ve haff been very good. Not
crushing Autobotz or anyzing!
Und even that one Autobot,
Ratchet, deserves some zort
of gift–Even if he is just
Autobot scum! So give
us some presentz, or
I vill pulverize jou into
nothing!
Ooh! I vant a
fire truck! Can I haff one?
CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?!

No, that vould entail bringing
Optimus Prime vith jou… Hmm…
How about jou just bring us
anozer bruder. A fellow
Cybertronian vould
liven zings up around here,
und I think the others vould
agree. Anyone vould do, even
an Autobot. Just someone who
can–Fight like a real bot!
Und haff some fun! Cha, cha,
cha~!
–Just someone zat vill vant
a vonderful home like this one.

Vell, I'd better get going. Take care!
Sincerely,
Blitzwing
Happy Holidays everybody! :holly:

Well, this is just a little something I wrote up today to get into the Christmas spirit. But, really it's a lot of experimentation. Uploading literature (if it can be called that) onto dA, using a German accent, and using html coding. But I sorta like the resulting product. :holly:

But back to the point; My TF Toy collection started about a month ago with Voyager Blitzwing, Deluxe Lockdown, and Cybertronian Ratchet. And we have our fun, but Blitzy wants some more buddies. And so, both me and him are sending letters to Santa asking for some more friends. :holly:

Notes: Blitzwing doesn't know that Lockdown is neutral. He just assumed he was a 'Con since he wears the symbol. Eventually, I'll modify him to end the confusion. :holly:

Icy's text is normal.
Hothead's text is bold.
Random's text is italized. :holly:

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Transformers Animated, Blitzwing, Lockdown, Ratchet, Cybertron (c) Hasbro
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FiresideSong's avatar
" I want a firetruck!"
"No, that vould entail bringing Optimus Prime vith jou."

i lol'ed